Sign design for my wifi-free campground

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Sign design for my wifi-free campground

Dandelion
I'm designing a sign for the front gate of my wifi-free campground. This is what I've got so far:

Attention: This is a wireless-free sanctuary. Absolutely no cell phones, wifi devices, Bluetooth, Fitbit, "smart" devices, hotspots, or bionic body parts allowed. Please leave all such devices turned off and in vehicle.

Did I miss anything?
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Dandelion
Of course bionic body parts are fine if they're not wireless. Just not sure how to phrase it- I know some implanted blood sugar monitors are wireless, for example.
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Re: Sign design for my wifi-free campground

davidrsnell
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Laptops and tablets are a couple things you might add.

If you're sensitive to wireless, you may very well also be slightly sensitive to electric and magnetic fields.
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