Shielded apt. bldg. in Seattle for $32,000 :-)

I'm only half-kidding. There is a 125-foot steel-hulled US Coast Guard cutter for sale on YachtWorld for $32k:

http://www.yachtworld.com/boats/1927/Custom-USCG-Steel-Cutter-2547069/Seattle/WA/United-States#.WZQTlrjLdKg