Jury Summons, has anyone got out of it due to being EHS??

Just got a jury summons which is in downtown Austin which I always avoid due to the amount of towers. I got a summons 2 years ago when I lived in San Antonio, but Austin is way worse and I want to get out of going this time around :/ I move out into the country to get away and now I’m being summoned downtown :/

Turn up in a tin foil hat and I'm sure they wont want you deliberating on justice for long, especially if you start asking if the accused was in a mobile phone signal and asking about mitigating circumstances. It may even get ES in the papers if there is a Court reporter.

Or you might get reported as crazy and institutionalized. :/

You need to be proper barking before they will look at you in the UK cos they don't have any money for mental health issues. Its sad really.